This is what I found this morning after being woken by a strange scratching at the door.
There are fourteen in this litter and judging from the decibels, the monster-mum obviously couldn’t cope. Isn’t it sad when that happens…
I suppose I’ll give them a warm bath and something to eat.
Does anyone know what small monsters eat?
That’s a lot of Pampers!!!!
Hmm, well, I would try fish fingers – popular with most little monsters; or perhaps haggis twizzlers?? Funny, I never get anything as interesting as a basketful of monsters on my doorstep… only sales people (though the say they’re not trying to sell me anything) If you need help, I’m a dab hand at nappies and burping and jiggling and singing (out of tune) lullabies… I hate to think what the little dears get up to in your flat… raiding the fridge… making the radiators leak (as if it wasn’t enough that their nappies do!!)... bungee jumping off the banister… growling at the postie through the letterbox… making obscene gestures at Mrs McNally in no. 82… deary me, methinks you’ll need to get them farmed out soon!!
Hugs, Lolly xxx
Ha ha, You’ve hit the nail right on the head there Lolly.
The fun game of today is jumping out and hanging of my trouser legs to see how many of them it takes to make me teeter and fall to the floor…
Farming out is exactly what they need so hence the new addition of the shop to this site…Sigh, it is a little bit sad though.
Goodness, why did this event not appear on the Scottish news?!?
Enjoyed reading the last two comments about it, funny girls, sweet monsters (bet that’s what they eat, sweets, all the ones with banned colours like blue smarties).
extra cool!
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stephanie s says:
time, i am pretty sure they eat time.